Monster From The Deep

I’m sorry, but…..

…HOW DO YOU LET IT GET THIS BAD???!!!! I love women as much as the next man. I like ALL women. I do not find all women as attractive as eachother but christ…this woman is only 46. That’s a clear 2 years younger than me. Now before any one who thinks they’re being clever chips in “oh I bet YOU’RE a sight to behold there, Stephen”. I ALREADY KNOW I AM FUCKING UGLY, THANKS, DICKHEAD. I am open to talking to all women, no matter what they look like or their age.

But I have my limits…..and fuck me this woman exceeds them. She has on her profile “I AM NOT SENDING NUDES”. Jesus christ woman I think only a half blind 67 year old Afghan man who’s never had sex is ever going to be asking you for any naked pics.

But even then there’s nothing to what she says. She didn’t comment about gaming, or model building, or anything that’s on my profile. All she said was “you sound like a fun person to chat to”. Well……how very personalised.

I’m going to just leave her last message hanging and hope she gives up.