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https://www.pcmag.com/news/zotacs-latest-windows-11-desktop-pc-fits-in-your-pocket Oooooh let’s fire up Need for Speed on this!! Fuck me 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I started e-mailing this woman who lives on a property that has land the size of a fucking village. She does love horses. I replied to her last e-mail……..nothing. Then this postcard turns up, and she says “Recycle this if you must” etc. Then another one arrives, with a horse on it. And she tellsContinue reading “Miscommunication”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/disney-memorabilia-auction-disney-world-disneyland/ I am nothing but jealous. I’ll never live to have the kind of money required to buy these things!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ukraine-refugees-homeless-host-families-b2081529.html Still, nevermind – back to all your #IStandWithUkraine virtue signalling on Twitter – just, you know, keep your head down for a bit and pretend it wasn’t you.

There’s an incredibly long and personal post I will be working on that one day soon I might make public. That’s all I will say for now. I’m having a very lazy Saturday – which is always healthy. I’ve been reading a lot of disgruntled Royal Mail employees on Twitter, all “cutback after cutback” andContinue reading “Past”

I am proud to wear my Royal Mail uniform. That is all, goodnight!

I don’t think Royal Mail will ever really know or understand fully just quite what they’ve done for me. Saving me from endless drudgery at the care home. My days all blurred into one. Days into weeks, weeks into months. My mental health has improved 10 fold since I got out of there. They pickedContinue reading “Wellbeing”

Why do I think this is a bloke in a wig……. BECAUSE IT’S PROBABLY A BLOKE IN A FUCKING WIG. And stop signing up to penpal sites in the “Female” section, when you’re a bloke in a wig.

Yesterday I went and did parcel delivery for the first time in weeks. And it was a big achievement. The night before I was umming and erring over whether to go do it. I KNOW I need another £60 extra in my pay this week. That part isn’t hard to work out. Equally, I knewContinue reading “Overcoming what….????”

I will never forget the day I was driving behind this white trailer van, and it smacked straight into a cat. The cat went spinning around in the air like it was going for a spin dry, and ended up flopped at the side of the road, rather conveniently on the pavement. It didn’t lookContinue reading “Tarmac Memories”