Edward Colston: Four deny damage to Bristol statue


Oh not so fucking #brave and cocky now, are we.

Interesting thing is, they were all so keen to cause criminal damage to the statue, oh yeah, “#BLM”, and yet as soon as they’re up in court for doing just that, they’re all “not me guv….I didn’t do anything!” Surely if you’re so “anti-racist”, and oh-so-woke, you’d be only TOO KEEN to go “YES!!! That was ME!! And I’d do it all again in a heartbeat!!”

It’s almost as if you don’t actually believe in the cause you’re shrieking so loudly about.


My daughter, 10, is a size 22 and I feel like a failure that I can’t find school uniform to fit her 12st frame


Aaw don’t feel ashamed you can’t find her a uniform, love.

Feel ashamed you let your 10 year old become a fat fuck.

Come on, there are only 2 people responsible for overweight 10 year olds: 1 is the dad and the other is the mum. And don’t give me all this “oh but she could have been binge eating chocolate in secret”.

HOW?!! She’s fucking 10. She doesn’t have a job to secretly spend a load of money on sweets and burgers. She doesn’t drive to go off to the local McDonald’s. And hiding a ton of sweet wrappers from 2 parents when you’re all in the house for most of the time is a little bit of a stretch.

Equally you’re in a pandemic, you’re in a position to tell her NOT to just sit around so much. No 10 year old without a rare medical condition gets fat through anything other than neglect.

Sir Clive Sinclair: Tireless inventor ahead of his time – BBC News


I just found out Sir Clive Sinclair is dead. I am really sad.

Massive piece of my childhood. I only got hold of a ZX81 late on but I did enjoy playing with that – it had some great games and they looked really good on it.

But also for his batshit inventions. He was one of our favourite types of British people – crazy inventor. Sometimes duff ideas but always unique. A huge loss.

Mum banned from ASDA after shopping basket row – Manchester Evening News


Oh fuck me my brain started hurting 3/4 of the way through this one.

You’re both dickheads.

I’ve done the same thing with my shopping – I simply asked Sainsbury’s staff if it was okay if I took the basket to my car, as I’d forgot to bring my reusable bags from there, and they said yes, and I did. Jesus christ, people.

Customer claims £17 Toby Carvery roast delivered on Just Eat looked like ‘a dog’s dinner’


If you’re stupid and/or lazy enough to order a FUCKING carvery for delivery you deserve everything you get, idiot.

Emma Raducanu leaves gender stereotypes in ruins | Comment | The Times


Umm, what???

This clueless bint in her ivory tower does actually realise no one actually thinks like this. The only people who think like this are people like her assuming everyone thinks that way. Still, nice paid for guesswork if you can get it, I suppose.

You should DELETE Google Photos from your phone right now, cyber-expert warns


Oh fucking great. And Sony left Xperia users up shit creek without a paddle by killing off its own gallery app.

One thing’s for damn sure I’m researching the best gallery app the very same day I finally get hold of an Xperia 5 III.

Tesco zero-waste trial launches at 10 stores in England – BBC News


Yes. A noble aim. But fuck me this sounds like faff. Who’s going to really bother getting the 20p back via the app every single time. They’re counting on people thinking “oh it’s only 20p, fuck it”. That sly profit is soon going to mount up if you extrapolate even with 10 trial shops.

Sony Xperia 5 III review: Expensive purchase that only fans will buy | NextPit


Don’t you just love reviews like this.

“Not that good – only Sony fans will buy it” – but hey click my affiliate link so I earn some cash, still, yeh?

Fuck off, man.

I think you’ll find that only Apple fans will buy Apple phones, and only Samsung fans will buy Samsung phones. Not sure what your point is there.

Garden photography reveals a world of hedgehogs and foxes – BBC News


Oh yes she’s “proved you don’t need to go further than your own garden” to see nature!

Helps if you happen to live in fucking BUCKINGHAMSHIRE though, love!!

But nevertheless, these are great shots, and she did a really nice job.