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Edward Colston: Four deny damage to Bristol statue

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-56250697

Oh not so fucking #brave and cocky now, are we.

Interesting thing is, they were all so keen to cause criminal damage to the statue, oh yeah, “#BLM”, and yet as soon as they’re up in court for doing just that, they’re all “not me guv….I didn’t do anything!” Surely if you’re so “anti-racist”, and oh-so-woke, you’d be only TOO KEEN to go “YES!!! That was ME!! And I’d do it all again in a heartbeat!!”

It’s almost as if you don’t actually believe in the cause you’re shrieking so loudly about.

Pathetic.

Transgender rapist won’t be imprisoned in Scotland’s all-women jail, Nicola Sturgeon tells MSP’s

Wwwwhhaaaaaa????!!!

Anyone would think transgender women aren’t women! 😱

Deffo for real

I’m currently toying with one of those endless Asian women off Interpals. I’ve added her to Telegram cos fuck it why not – my phone number isn’t displayed to anyone on that thing. So far the conversation has flowed about as smoothly as a giraffe in an oil slick. Yesterday, day 1, after ignoring pretty much else I’d said (despite her asking in the first place) she said “tell me 3 fun things about yourself”. I said “well that’s hard as not everyone finds the same things fun”. She replied “just try”. So I did, and…….yep you guessed it – it’s as if I’d never even said them. She just said something else random instead. I’m giving the most tedious answers that I can in the hope she’ll fuck off….if it’s even a real person.

Black director says Hollywood is ‘committed to upholding whiteness’ after film snubbed at Oscars

“Wwwwaaaaaaaaaaa we didn’t get nominated for ANYTHING – cos racism”.

Jesus change the fucking record. This is getting wearily predictable. Funny how you’re completely silent when films like Black Panther 2 get nonimated isn’t it. Ohhh, oh sorry, yes you meant it’s racism because YOUR film didn’t get nonimated….

Grow up, love. Your film was shite, so it therefore didn’t get nonimated. Deal with being not all that great at films and move on in life. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kara Vandereyk, Las Vegas Woman Arrested For Having Sex With Pit Bull Dog

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/02/22/kara-vandereyk-las-vegas-woman-arrested-sex-pit-bull-dog_n_2740946.html?slideshow=true

Number 1: Why is this filed under “Animal cruelty”?? It’s a fucking DOG. Think you’ll find all dogs want to do is fuck at any given opportunity.

Number 2: “Police were called after neighbours spotted Kara Vandereyk having intercourse with the dog in her back yard in Las Vegas.” Ummm……tell me, are “back yards” areas that are not fenced off and openly viewable to passers by??

Don’t give me that “neighbours spotted” bullshit. Neighbours heard young woman fucking and went to peer through her fence, then saw her off her face fucking her dog, then pretended to be all offended and called police after THEY’D gone and peeked in at her. Rubber necking fucks always spoil the fun. But get your facts straight next time.

“I live on your PC and have previously installed multiple updates……sorry, who are you…??”

I fucking DETEST nVidia FORCING you to sign in just to endlessly update their graphics card drivers.

How about this as a concept: YOU’VE JUST HAD SOMEONE FORK OUT NEARLY £2000 FOR A FUCKING RTX 4090: HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING MAKE THOSE FUCKING DRIVERS AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD IMMEDIATELY ON YOUR FUCKING SITE WITHOUT THAT PERSON CONSTANTLY HAVING TO FUCKING IDENTIFY THEMSELVES, you fucking pricks.

‘Decapitate Terfs’ signs at pro-trans rally attended by SNP politicians

No one with a brain cell thinks “this is trans people saying anyone homophobic or against transsexuals should be beheaded!!!”

These freaks are not even ‘trans’. These freaks are the equivalent of those white people going on “Black Lives Matter” marches and being offended on behalf of ‘da poor lickle bwlack peopolz’. And this is why you won’t see sites like Metro telling you about signs like this – because it would overturn their inference that pretty much everyone at these demonstrations was ‘trans’.

Actual people currently going through a sex change have been sitting at home all along, more than likely face-palming at the purple haired fuckwits claiming to be speaking for them – often claiming to BE them.

Now imagine if someone went through a town with a banner saying “Decapitate trans people”. We would NEVER hear the end of it. The Alphabet Mafia would be retweeting photos of that protest banner until the end of time. But ohhh, no, anyone in the Alphabet Mafia doing it, no, let’s bury that one. Same with, yet again, the censoring of comments on the Microsoft Start page. Corporations are absolutely terrified of the Alphabet Mafia coming for them.

CNBC: Google employees scramble for answers after layoffs hit long-tenured and recently promoted employees

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/21/google-employees-scramble-for-answers-after-layoffs-hit-long-tenured.html

Is it just me or do Google employees sound like the most entitled bunch of tossers on the planet….

Still, it’s fun to think of them unicycling to work, all ready to play on the kiddie slides next to the front desk, when “eh-errr” no little green light for you today. 😬

Improvement with Age

A strange thing has happened to me over the years with point and click adventure games. I’ve actually got better at them as the years have rolled on.

When I first started playing them, in the late 1990’s, and not through any sense of youthful impatience, I more often than not got stuck quite quickly and immediately resorted to using a walkthrough.

These days, I can start one off, inluding ones I’ve long since stopped playing but had never completed, and I can somehow manage to plough through the game with not a hint or walkthrough used. I don’t know why that is. I thought brains were supposed to wear down, not get better at stuff.

But I like it.