https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-banned-asda-after-shopping-21592395
Oh fuck me my brain started hurting 3/4 of the way through this one.
You’re both dickheads.
I’ve done the same thing with my shopping – I simply asked Sainsbury’s staff if it was okay if I took the basket to my car, as I’d forgot to bring my reusable bags from there, and they said yes, and I did. Jesus christ, people.