“I was only being sarcastic – I’m a VICTIM here!! #FakeNewsMedia!!!”

We all saw how serious he clearly was but wait, nooooo oh no. Donald was just being “sarcastic” as he was “in a room full of very hostile people, the fake news media”. Aaaaww, you weren’t in a room filled with people cheering for you? Were they all mean to you?? DA BAD PWEAPOL MEANContinue reading ““I was only being sarcastic – I’m a VICTIM here!! #FakeNewsMedia!!!””

Ohhhh, Amazon….

Just who are you trying to fucking kid…. You have a proven track record of killing your staff and then covering it up that you’ve killed them. What joker thinks anyone with a brain cell is actually fooled by this basic level propaganda – coming as it does from a company that has vending machinesContinue reading “Ohhhh, Amazon….”

When are you thick cunts planning on stopping clearing the fucking shelves of EVERYTHING

Tesco : no delivery slots. Morrison’s : no delivery slots. Sainsbury’s are more than likely the same. I work nights. I cannot fucking GET to the supermarket in time for opening time. 24 hour Tesco was my lifeline. And now thanks to you selfish fucking wankers I cannot get to anywhere at all before you’veContinue reading “When are you thick cunts planning on stopping clearing the fucking shelves of EVERYTHING”

There’s only one outbreak I want to see : COMMON FUCKING SENSE

I love how the news last night was all “the streets of London are totally deserted, as people start to practice social distancing”. No, the streets are deserted because everyone’s in the fucking supermarkets. Day after day after day, packed out at 8:20am like it’s a fucking Saturday morning. 2 things puzzle me: Where theContinue reading “There’s only one outbreak I want to see : COMMON FUCKING SENSE”

S..sorry is there a zombie apocalypse on that no one’s told me about??

Frantic fucking MORONS continue to get on my last fucking nerve. I wish I could reach out to more people to explain this, but I’m going to anyway. So sit the fuck down and strap yourself in. Here is how “stockpiling” works. Stockpiling is sometimes necessary for when THERE IS VERY LOW STOCK OF ANContinue reading “S..sorry is there a zombie apocalypse on that no one’s told me about??”

There may be deaths a-plenty: BUT I AM NOT DYING WITH A MESSY ARSE AND NO PASTA

The panic buying of toilet paper and pasta is moronic, ridiculous, and fucking stupid. Shows just how imaginative these fuckwits are with cooking too, doesn’t it. Imagine being so fucking simple you can really ONLY think you’re capable of making it through what we’re assuming is Doomsday if you’re fully stocked up with pasta. ForContinue reading “There may be deaths a-plenty: BUT I AM NOT DYING WITH A MESSY ARSE AND NO PASTA”