Don’t bother going to DisneyWorld if you’re going to be a fucking cock like this moron. And no, he wasn’t on anything, he’s just deliberately laying back down because he’s an obnoxious prick. I hope he’s banned.
Good god FUCK OFF with your “libertarian” fucking horseshit.
I want them to have EVEN MORE powers to clamp down!!! People are being FUCKING MORONS still. Blatantly ignoring what I would have thought was a fairly easy to understand request: DON’T GO OUT UNLESS ESSENTIAL. Are you telling me all of those constant queues outside supermarkets every single morning are ONLY those needing “essentials”…? How come 99% of them have a fucking TROLLEY then. Who NEEDS a trolley full of stuff every single fucking DAY???!! That your normal shopping is it? NO!!! FUCK all those whinging about the police, YOU ARE THE FUCKING CAUSE OF THIS THING SPREADING FASTER THAN IT WOULD HAVE DONE IF YOU’D BOTHERED TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING YOU’RE BEING FUCKING TOLD.
And don’t bother coming at me with this “police state” emo fucking childish, simplistic shit. I watched the Home Secretary state these powers are temporary and also have the ability to be reviewed every month. “Oh but they would say that wouldn’t they Stephen, can’t you see what they’re trying to do???!!” Yes stop the fucking spread you fucking moron, because you fucking dumb shits don’t LISTEN to “oh please stay at home would you, please? Thanks very much”. THAT VERY EVIDENTLY IS NOT ENOUGH. So do stop fucking whining about what your own stupidity has invoked. You’ve no one to blame but yourselves – even though you’re not intelligent enough to actually sit and reflect upon how true that is.
How the hell can you bash out an article that long and not mention GOG.com. Once. (Yes I know it’s there, but it’s merely in a quote from a games company rep mentioning who they sell their games to).
And precisely who are they meaning is the exact problem here? The article at first glance appears to be a “G2A ARE SCUM” piece, and yet when you read through they’re then adding “sites like G2A”. What are those sites, PC Gamer?? Care to specify…? Because I’ve bought off CDKeys.com and Instant-Gaming.com and had absolutely no issues with my keys at all. There’s also even more well known key re-sellers such as Gamersgate who have been around for years and years and are very well known to be honest brokers. Well done on muddying the waters, vaguely bashing out the term “sites like”.
Where exactly are you going with this article? (that’s a rhetorical question, Tyler Wilde didn’t actually know himself). Was your aim to just put G2A out of business…? Or is your aim to put “sites like” G2A out of business – sites that are entirely legitimate and obtained their keys in the correct and proper way? And the inference that it would be a brilliant idea if each publisher just had their own separate launcher is stupid and clueless in the extreme.
But hey – you’re a games journalist – we shouldn’t be entirely shocked by your lack of the faintest clue about gaming. Not least when you have 2 surnames for a name.
Firstly that there is probably a direct link between people typing “#BeKind” and selfish cunts clearing the shelves of all the supermarkets, and also booking out every last fucking home delivery slot so that you can’t even get food delivered to your home or workplace either. These are one and the same people. Vile cunts – now please stop projecting and attempting to fool anyone with a brain cell that you’re a decent, kind person. You’re a selfish fucking cunt.
Secondly that a worryingly massive percentage of the UK cannot even go 1 single fucking week without resorting to making vomit inducing videos.
There’s also been a massive increase in those with clearly no imagination whatsoever producing cringe making YouTube videos in a race to be the most viral and get on the telly. If this is some weird attempt at being the office joker [read “wanker”] and making colleagues realise just why they haven’t added you to their contacts list on WhatsApp – you’re definitely succeeding in that one. There’s actually a scientific rule for this – the harder you try to be funny, entertaining and ‘quirky’, the more tedious and insufferable you will show yourself to be. But hey if you want to share that trait with the world, you go for it.
And now we learn that this shit could go on for a further 6 MONTHS…..after you cretins can’t think of anything to do with yourselves after 1 WEEK….??? I really fear for you.
Mia Goodfellow on Sky News papers review. I’d be surprised if she didn’t leap at a chance to make the pandemic all about brexit and xenophobia – she couldn’t ever resist any chance she could to constantly shove those in everyone’s faces when talking about practically any other headline or subject known to man.
Holy crap a 19.8GB update to Dirt 2.0….?!! What’s coming in a patch like that?! Because I can’t imagine them giving stuff away when they had all the paid DLC in the deluxe edition.
*UPDATE* – Well I’ve just found out it’s actually some world championship Valve event for players.
I absolutely adore Jeremy from Geeks & Gamers, but the blinkered obsession he and most of his team have with “Donald Trump right, mainstream media all lying” is really showing up painfully obviously in the virus we’re enduring.
At the start, when Donald was dismissing it as a hoax, Jeremy and others were all “I think the mainstream media is blowing this all out of proportion, I’m personally not worried, I’m just doing all the things I normally do – imagine if they reported on every single car death – no one would drive a car again!”. Then as the shit started to hit the fan and Donald was forced (by the couple of people with intellect in his advisory team) to realise that no, this wasn’t going to go away conveniently in time for the start of his re-election campaign, you saw Jeremy etc change their tact dramatically and tell you “I know this is really serious” etc etc.
You know, like your mainstream media boogeyman was saying all along right from the fucking start. This is the danger of dismissing what the news is trying to tell you – purely because some fucking dunce in the Whitehouse doesn’t like them, so you choose to only listen to him and his subversion and ignore anything that news channels say by default. He’s probably cost lives by now. And whilst they’d JUMP on what I just said as “Stephen is saying Donald Trump is killing people!!!” if you’d allow the tiny amount of rationale you may have left in your psyche to kick in here for a second, you’d read that again and realise that IS NOT what I just said.
Presidents are there to serve. There is only one service Donald does : self service. The more American people wake the fuck up and have that fact dawn on them, the better chances they’ve got.
When the world has turned to shit:
Have a Milkybar.
Government: “Stay in your homes”
99% of UK population: “That means go to the supermarkets and panic buy every single day, yeh..?”
Don’t you just love the tech ‘experts’. Time for Gamesradar.com to chime in here.
Ohh no, mere plebs reading our masterful site, God of War 4 (I don’t give a fuck it isn’t called “4” – it’s exactly the same deal as 1 to 3 so let’s just agree to call it 4) uses “Sony Santa Monica’s own propriety tech” and it hasn’t even been tested on a PC!! So see!! We know the technical facts about it!
….what do you think they DEVELOP ALL FUCKING GAMES ON, dickhead? A fucking PS4?
I’m easy about God of War 4 coming to PC. Might try it when it drops to a tenner. A hack/slash/cast/repeat game that the shills were so DESPERATE to pretend was anything more than just a hack/slash/cast/repeat game doesn’t fill me with excitement at the best of times.