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I went to Asda tonight, and I’m happy to take back what I said about them and stock control – they are in fact right up there with Tesco. I even found a load of Cravendale whole milk in 2 pint bottles – something I’ve not seen in at least TWO WEEKS now, ANYWHERE else.Continue reading “RETRACTION”

HOW THE FUCK COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO POST ABOUT THIS!!!??!!!?!! Kier Starmer, THE ONLY WHITE MALE CANDIDATE IN THE LABOUR LEADERSHIP RACE: won by a country mile. Ohhh how I would have loved sitting reading through all the #SMH posts of that day. I’d be laughing my arse off at those morons who honestlyContinue reading “UK SJW Twitter Meltdown”

I didn’t used to give “Abandonware” a second thought. My first thought would have been “oh! Free games that publishers have decided to give away now! That’s nice.” Except err…..have they though? I LOVE the first Beavis and Butthead game – much much more than it’s sequel (although the sequel is good, it really doesn’tContinue reading “Abandoned…? Or just “probably not going to take legal action, so I’ll take my chances”…”

Do I get to be one of those annoying tits you see on the news now that insists they put “Blogger” after their name, as if that’s an actual job position? Naturally, when you’re a “Blogger”, you are suddenly and automatically elevated to be the go to to be called upon to talk about aContinue reading “The big double 0”

YES!!! I have finally sourced a copy of Anthony Daniels’ autobiography on audiobook!! “Oh but Stephen, where have you been for the past couple of months? It’s been on Audible all along!” FUCK off am I giving the killers at Amazon a penny of my money to go on killing their employees, tax evading ANDContinue reading “Thank the maker!!”

Dickhead on Twitter takes innocuous banter literally. SURPRISE!!

Still evidently nobody washed their fucking hands before March – judging from the constantly cleared handwash shelves. I’m never going round the houses of any of you filthy cunts once this is over, thanks all the same. Tesco are shit hot with stock control. I swear Morrison’s and Sainsbury’s aren’t a patch on them (thoughContinue reading “Stuff we’ve learned after Lockdown week 3…”

Oooh. This is what the new Windows 10..ahem..’start menu’ will look like, kidz. Who gives a fucking shit? Windows hasn’t had a Start Menu since Windows 7. No, no no, you’re getting really baffled here, aren’t you. Let me explain. The “start menu” that they call that useless piece of shit in Windows 8 andContinue reading “When I’m cleaning Windows..”