Yes it seems to have come round very fast, doesn’t it – this is largely because LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ stories are never OUT of the fucking online news headlines. Invariably these are planted there to provoke groaning from all of us who have heard the same old tropes wheeled out year after year, so that all theContinue reading “Batten down the hatches, IT’S FUCKING PRIDE MONTH….”
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The End
I’ll be honest, when someone you’ve known for over 20 years suddenly tells you out of the blue “I don’t play games anymore” and when you ask why just says “I just don’t”, it feels like you’ve been hit by a bus. It was one of the main reasons I first wanted to talk toContinue reading “The End”
Can confirm: UbiSoft don’t want to admit there’s a problem
This is the full exchange with UbiSoft support: These are stab in the dark basics. I KNOW I was doing everything right my end – the payment still failed – which means it is THEIR end that fucked up. In the end I bought the game I wanted from Epic instead, and now have toContinue reading “Can confirm: UbiSoft don’t want to admit there’s a problem”
Until Friday
This week’s plan: sit tight and spend £0.00 more on anything (er except my £3 max on lunch on shift) until Friday, after spending too much on stuff I really shouldn’t have yesterday.
Apple aren’t paying us enough this year: Please do better, Apple – love from CNET
What the fuck are you DOING, Disney??
The following are screenshots from my dear online friend Hannah, who was messaging from Disneyland. Obviously, I’ve edited her profile photo: 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ She also noted that she didn’t see a single pair of rainbow Mickey ears being worn in the park. So Disney, through their constant pandering and desperation to please all, and their sincereContinue reading “What the fuck are you DOING, Disney??”
Mum left with skin peeling off face after egg exploded in TikTok ‘hack’
It’d be cruel to laugh …….but let’s face it you have to. TikTok, it seems, is making a very large contribution towards our devolution.
Food for thought
Kippers on buttered sour dough toast, grilled, is a meal. Oh yes it iiiiis.
Twatter
I’m off Twitter, so I can’t reply to this comment, so I will here: No there fucking isn’t, you twat – unless you’re accidentally hoovering it up every week or taking it to bed in your brushed cotton bedding which you use all year round, then storing it inside a folded wooly jumper during theContinue reading “Twatter”
I saw things and I was happy
YES I did the thing… I saw so many nice American cars I didn’t know where to look. A few Dusters, a TONNE of Mustangs (only 1 hideous Japanese Mustang – those can fuck right off), sadly only one Cuda, but loads of other beauties – even a K.I.T.T. replica – although the inside wasContinue reading “I saw things and I was happy”
The Most Appropriate URL On The Internet Right Now 