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Life is often about balance. Today in town I had a tricky 3-way to juggle: Keep my KFC Double Down away from a very determined and persistent wasp Not swat wasp away so as to avoid being stung, but equally not kill the wasp Not look like a tit dancing around in the middle ofContinue reading “Balance”

Daily Mail: Twitter erupts as Melania appears to yank her hand away from Donald’s at election debate. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8871693/Twitter-erupts-Melania-appears-yank-hand-away-Donalds-election-debate.html What is this – Yankgate? 😜

Come on, who wouldn’t want a pretend, mounted fucking FLAME THROWER?!! These days there’s all sorts of Collector’s Editions – with 4K film releases and games too – UbiSoft seem to be doing at least 1 Collector Edition per game these days. And I think of these poor people with families they have to support,Continue reading “Solo Benefits”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54634721 Cos viruses are racist. 🤡

There’s a new Star Wars VR game coming. It’s called “Galaxy’s Edge”. It looks alright, I’m sure it will be unique (if not compelling for Star Wars fans, judging from my experience with “Squadrons”). The problem however, was the brilliant assertion from Margaret Kerrison, as to why the Star Wars Land at Disneyland/World wasn’t setContinue reading ““Now what we really wanted to do was what we didn’t want to do at first but then we did, cos we’re so well organised here at Disney and Lucasfilm””

https://kirbiecravings.com/no-bake-healthy-brownies/ No flour, no eggs, no sugar, no taste, no enjoyment. And before you ask, yes I have tried shit like this before. It is fucking MISERABLE.

https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/delta-woman-punches-flight-attendant-slaps-hits-b1201336.html?amp#aoh=16033518135289&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s And now imagine how this would have been reported if it was a white woman hitting a black member of staff…… But this is 2020, so she’s just “a woman”…

https://www.wired.com/story/affordable-pc-gaming-tips/ Errr, who in the fuck ever claimed it was??! Your equally “tech expert” journo friend…? Fucking hell. I thought gaming knowledge couldn’t sink any further in 2020 but congrats on proving me wrong.

When they have holes in them…..? That’s been my gauge. I know, I am clearly some kind of next level fucking genius here. You may thank me later.