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https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2021/jul/28/vagina-tunnels-and-sneaker-closets-the-escapist-appeal-of-celebrity-house-tours Oooh a vagina tunnel, ooh teeheehee, I was sexually repressed as a child too! 🙄 And who the living fuck is Troye Sivan???

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jul/28/im-too-tired-and-busy-to-play-with-my-kids-is-that-ok Whine, whine, fucking whine. “Women can do everything!!!” Woman: “I can’t do everythiiiing I’m too tiiiiired”.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink/tried-morrisons-cafes-full-english-5706129 You didn’t see any alternative to a fried egg on the menu, and, naturally, being a professional journalist, you were too scared to ask them to scramble or poach a fucking egg. Elizabeth, deary? Rethink your career.

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/music/prince-welcome-2-america-a-one-star-rating-for-an-album-that-should-have-stayed-locked-away-1.4630636 Irish Times believed Sinéad O’Connor’s invented bullshit about Prince beating her up – so they’re evidently hell-bent on trashing anything he released subsequent to her fictitious account surfacing. They mention just 2 of the albums released so far – entirely omitting any mention of the Purple Rain and Sign O’ The Times releases –Continue reading “Prince: Welcome 2 America – A one-star rating for an album that should have stayed locked away”

Yeah they’re closing it because it wasn’t popular. Hence why, you know, they’re closing their banking service – which without even clicking or tapping to look, is what Birmingham Mail are referring to here.

https://www.nme.com/news/gaming-news/the-nintendo-wii-could-have-had-a-much-worse-name-3003151 When you don’t realise Nintendo are trolling you. Come on… “Next Nintendo”..? 😂

https://www.pcworld.idg.com.au/article/690069/intel-changes-its-manufacturing-language-it-moves-angstroms/ Well, I guess, when your marketing teams run out of new ways to spin something, this is what happens. 😁

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-57972616 Sorry, no more duck face lip fillers for you, love. 😆

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-57973960 I had a feeling this was coming. 😞 Ever since they stopped taking on new customers for their current accounts, I knew the remaining ones would be sold down the river just like Tesco Homephone and Broadband customers. I still love Tesco but I’m puzzled by their decisions sometimes.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/15680485/waiting-date-pick-up-sped-off-saw-me-horrible-done-men/ Shut the fuck up. There’s nothing wrong with you, you’re making the video for attention. You’ll be back fucking someone in about a month and you know it. 🙄