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Millennials when you try and tell them films are woke, watered down garbage these days compared to 1980’s films: “Okay boomer” Also millennials: “We NEED a Back To The Future 4 [because we missed out on the 1980’s and we can’t accept that]”.

https://www.techradar.com/news/one-of-windows-10s-best-features-is-about-to-get-much-better Or: “Windows..? Hm yeh not sure how to do that but LOOK PICTURE IN PICTURE ON YOUR PHONES!” 🤦🏻‍♂️

Jackie Long talking to Jeremy Hunt just now on Channel 4 News said “black and ethnic minorities”. Or #BAEM – which sounds a bit like some Arabic rapper. I think the time has come to admit that hashtag-friendly buzzy acronyms haven’t worked out. Can we just return to saying “ethnic minorities”? It’s respectful, it’s functional,Continue reading “Get Yo #BAME right, Jack..”

Hmmmm….. Do I want to click on a video of British Jesus harping on about Dominic Cummings in a contrived bid to be “da man of da people” in lockdown at his little 3 million Pound riverside mansion…..or do I want to gouge both eyeballs out with a rusty fork. It’s a tricky one. I’llContinue reading “Tricky Decisions..”

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/one-shows-alex-jones-43-22128650 Never once growing up into an adult did I ever imagine I’d be thanking the Daily Star for anything at all. But in these wet, whimpering sorry sack of shit times, it’s most comforting to have a manly man story pop up in my Google feeds: “Look! Tits!” 😂😂

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!! Channel 4 News is running a story asking if the pandemic will “change people’s attitudes towards immigration”. Yes because maybe, when they see all these immigrant NHS workers helping out, they’ll think TWICE about daring to question levels of immigration, and might think twice about immigrants coming overContinue reading “Barking up the wrong tree. Again.”

I deleted that last post because it was referring to the wrong video, I was overtired when I wrote it, and I was bored by it. This weekend has been more or less just like the last weekend – endless fucking training courses and having to think about work when all I want to doContinue reading “Rewind”

Okay I just can’t help myself. I don’t know which is more embarrassing, admitting that, or that these people are actually genuinely believing the shit they type out.. Translation part 1: “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH don’t WANNA do lockdown!!!!” I bet you this fucking idiot sits there and looks at the projected figures for deaths if no lockdownContinue reading “Twitter in meltdown conspiritard mode”

https://www.techradar.com/in/news/windows-10-may-2020-update-now-tells-you-if-it-cant-be-installed-on-your-pc Err…when did it NOT do this, Tech Radar??! You know that little app thing when Windows 10 first insulted the intelligence of actual PC users? Yeah that. It ran checks to see that your PC met requirements.. “Oh, yeah”, indeed….😏

I can’t guarantee much about the world, personally. But I can guarantee you this: YOU WILL NEVER READ A BIGGER PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE TODAY THAN THIS. And “Chief Diversity Officer”. Does that by its very definition mean there’s a subset of Diversity Officers running around Disney? Fuck me, let’s look in particular at this,Continue reading “Ensuring special treatment for those wanting “equality””