https://www.mylondon.news/lifestyle/food-drink/lidl-fans-reveal-naughty-nickname-19923901 Yet another reason I never shop in Lidl. So I can avoid ever being associated with humans with an intellect this pitiful.
https://www.gamesradar.com/star-wars-jedi-fallen-order-developer-is-hiring-for-a-brand-new-single-player-adventure/ Oooh well that must be for….WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT IT’S FOR?!!?!! They’re hiring people to work on the next game they’re developing. Because they’re a fucking games developer. Jesus christ, GamesRadar are pros at publishing fucking drivel.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/jul/23/experience-amnesia-made-me-forget-ever-making-an-album That’s really spooky, pal – because everyone else has forgotten you ever made an album as well. 🤯
https://www.newsweek.com/black-riders-faces-would-fall-flat-seeing-jungle-cruises-imagery-rides-ex-operator-1611623 “Drake” here wants to shut your opinions down if you don’t agree with her – hence she turned off her DM’s to show how much of a bigot she is. The funny thing is when I, as a white bloke, went on Jungle Cruise, I did not once, even as a child, look atContinue reading “Black Riders’ Faces Would ‘Fall Flat’ Seeing Jungle Cruise’s Imagery: Ride’s Ex-Operator”
https://www.t3.com/news/nintendo-switch-oled-under-fire-as-steam-deck-upgrade-officially-confirmed The OLED release of the Switch is not exactly how we want it!!!! Waaaaaaa!!!! Shut the fuck up, and stop creating desperate-to-sound-archaic phrases like “half-decade old”. The Valve handheld and the Nintendo handheld are 2 entirely different markets. So stop wailing like a baby just because one of them isn’t what you think itContinue reading “Nintendo Switch OLED under fire as Steam Deck upgrade officially confirmed | T3”
https://www.avclub.com/mark-hamill-says-hes-secretly-been-in-every-star-wars-m-1847343136 Right. Name me 1 Star Wars film in between 2015 and The Force Awakens – which he wasn’t very secretly in……. ……
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-57933408.amp “Definitely not Sid and Nancy, definitely not Sid and Nancy”…….chants Danny after every day of shooting….
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/jul/22/prince-welcome-2-america-review YOU KNOW NOTHING. “Endless instrumental jazz albums”… 🤣🤣 Let me educate you, you fucking muppet. He released 1 instrumental album, “N.E.W.S.”. No wonder Prince liked to rip the piss out of “music journalists”. They don’t even know the subject they’re tasked with reviewing. And let me guess, it’s only his best cos he singsContinue reading “Prince: Welcome 2 America review – the best album of his last two decades | Prince | The Guardian”
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/demi-lovato-sex-scene-instagram-b1887831.html Proofreading challenge, anyone….?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9812175/Hugh-Jackman-wife-Deborra-Lee-Furness-pick-pizza-Hamptons.html I like the man but how the fuck is this “news”, or even public interest???