https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/09/my-full-name–tanyaradzwa-stars-reclaiming-names-thandiwe-newton “Reclaiming”……? Who took them then?
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/twitter-row-erupts-over-intimidating-20348919 Get a fucking grip you bed-wetting freaks.
https://www.cbr.com/star-wars-tlj-captain-phasma-original-death-better/ Yeah there is no “better” – they pissed all the potentially bad-arse characters away in the middle film. That act in itself was pathetic.
https://news.sky.com/story/phoebe-waller-bridge-to-star-alongside-harrison-ford-in-fifth-indiana-jones-film-12271037 Oh christ. What are we aiming for here – Wokiana Jones…? Presumably she’ll make some remark about his whip being a white male beacon of misogyny that she’s saved the world from. And we’ll all be bored shitless.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/apr/09/can-ghostbusters-afterlife-unite-fans-of-the-original-and-the-2016-reboot Err….there were fans of the 2016 one…?
https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/apr/09/thandiwe-newton-names-hard-to-pronounce-guide Oh you find pronouncing your own name pretty easy?! Well done, you clever girl. Isn’t she clever for a lass, everyone! *pats you on the head*
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/naughty-dog-is-reportedly-remaking-the-original-the-last-of-us-for-playstation-5/amp/ “Too expensive and time consuming” to bother with the remake we did want – so fuck it just give them the franchise we’ve already trashed after the first sequel instead. 🤷🏻♂️
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/live-ps5-stock-updates-game-20348900 BREAKING NEWS : When stuff goes out of stock, it is re-stocked.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-meghan-markle-prince-harry-23886229 By now I’m far from convinced that anyone gives a shit what you have to say about the Royal family after almost all of your half-truths started to unravel…
http://news.sky.com/story/the-duke-of-edinburgh-prince-philip-has-died-12270325 He did look like a walking corpse for years anyway, but very sad for our Queen.