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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59004831.amp 2 impossibly beautiful people. 1 of the beautiful people murders the other beautiful person, buys a bit of stuff using her card, then realises his Instagram followers will probably drop off a bit when he’s in prison so tops himself. How romantic. Film incoming 🙄

https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/20211020124427/meghan-markle-surprising-revelations-life-with-two-children-open-letter/ If you haven’t contacted Meghan Markle to ask her if she’d like some more publicity recently don’t worry – she’ll write to you. 😏

My Zenfone has finally been posted…after the seller on Ebay, onetechgadgets, sat on it for an entire WEEK. Yes. 7 whole days. One does tend to wonder why exactly that is. And even though it has now been finally posted out, the estimated delivery is STILL saying next Monday to Wednesday, which only makes meContinue reading “Hmmmmmm”

https://www.nme.com/news/gaming-news/replacement-ps5-faceplate-company-says-sony-threatened-to-sue-them-3071967 Boo-fucking-hoo. What did these muppets think was going to happen?? You stick something with a Sony brand on the front of it, unless Sony have asked you to do this for them, it’s not going to go well. A small child could probably have told you this.

Well I’m down by 2 Followers on my new Twitter. So that makes 3 Followers left. Oh well. I probably said some ‘wrong’ stuff. Some wrong think. Twitter is a place where fucking morons follow you because they like one tweet you made. But then a bit further down the road you say something theyContinue reading “2 down, not a cross Stephen”

https://www.ft.com/content/ab36b9e2-00e0-469c-9388-fa034f9bfd63 Like a torrent site then? 😂 Here’s my data future: fuck the clouds, buy more hard disks.

https://www.thegamer.com/death-stranding-directors-cut-ps5-open-world/ What a fucking pillock. “Not all open world games are the same so cos I like this one now I don’t like any of the other ones!!!”. What are you, 10? You just adapt your playing style to the open world game you’re in. So you find that one quite realistic – whoopee-do. I’mContinue reading “Death Stranding Has Ruined Other Open World Games For Me”

https://www.looper.com/625029/drew-barrymore-confirms-what-we-suspected-all-along-about-bill-murrays-on-set-behavior/ God I love these smug, virtuous wankers “suspecting all along”. No, you didn’t. You were just guessing like the rest of us. And I bet you’re right cunt to work with, as well. Except minus the being funny and talented at the end of the working day.

Small times are coming back – I finally ordered a Zenfone 8 before bed – the 16GB variant. That’s more than most laptops have in them. Whether that actually makes any difference day to day than the 8GB variant – time will tell. But I do know my 12GB Zenfone 6 Edition 30 was alwaysContinue reading “Pocket Rocket”

https://metro.co.uk/2021/10/13/icing-dating-trend-meaning-signs-its-happening-and-what-to-do-about-it-15411995/ No it doesn’t sound “pretty shit” (or “pretty s**t” as you put it – if you’re going to need to censor that out why not just choose a different, and publishable word, you amateur). Unless of course you’re one seriously clingy little bunny boiler, this is a perfectly rational step a person might takeContinue reading “Icing is yet another dating trend to make you miserable – so are you being iced? – Metro”