Phoebe Waller-Bridge to star alongside Harrison Ford in fifth Indiana Jones film Oh christ. What are we aiming for here – Wokiana Jones…? Presumably she’ll make some remark about his whip being a white male beacon of misogyny that she’s saved the world from. And we’ll all be bored shitless.

Naughty Dog is reportedly remaking the original The Last of Us for PlayStation 5 | VGC “Too expensive and time consuming” to bother with the remake we did want – so fuck it just give them the franchise we’ve already trashed after the first sequel instead. 🤷🏻‍♂️