https://www.creativebloq.com/amp/news/disney-lightsaber-patent It’s interesting that in order to say, and be quoted as saying “FUCKING” on a site probably read by small children, you only need to be gushing over Disney. As for the thing itself, yes, “glorified tape measure” is sounding about right at this point.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/simon-cowell-broken-betrayed-x-23904369.amp I’m sure it’s just entirely coincidental that these select few are speaking out a decade later, now the work has dried up and their novelty has worn off, and they stand to make some coins from blurting out shit like this. I don’t recall them feeling quite so ‘mistreated’ when they were in theirContinue reading “Simon Cowell ‘broken and betrayed’ by X Factor stars’ backlash and ‘asks Cheryl for help’ – Mirror Online”
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/12/largest-chinese-breach-of-taiwan-air-zone-in-a-year-after-us-warning Just how much of a fucking shit do you reckon China gives about anything anyone says to them, so long as everything is “Made in China”?? Stop making everything in China and trust me, they’ll soon start backing down immediately.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/apr/12/microsoft-to-buy-ai-and-speech-technology-firm-nuance-for-16bn Pretty sure it wouldn’t cost 16 billion to sort Windows 10 out. But suuuure just buy everything – we don’t mind the fact you can’t be fucked fixing the very foundation of your business anymore!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/apr/11/downing-street-rewrote-independent-report-on-race-experts-claim Yes, of course. Anything that tries to suggest Britain is mostly not racist is a WICKED LIE!!! The Guardian is here to make sure we um…..stay fully racist. Cos that’s what leftie newspapers are there for, you know….
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/dartford/news/amp/bbc-urged-to-scrap-theme-park-plans-245376/ Yeah but rollercoasters!! It’s a brownfield site. This one can’t really fly, surely…
Ffffuckin’ hell. And this is an actual retail site. Nevermind the fact this cereal is cheaper from most other importers, would you like me to proofread your site before you end up looking like a couple of 13 year olds who’ve knocked up a website…..?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-biggest-jesus-statue-being-23892805 When I first saw that I thought they were making the biggest Obiwan statue ever. Now I’m disappointed.
Did I really used to have this thing and think it was cool?? 😂 Okay the case lights running down the sides (built in) were extremely fucking nice, but what muppet leaves a beige DVD-Rom drive in there?!! I also think I lacked the rather basic ability back then (2004) to remove the A: drive.Continue reading “My Embarrassing PC Past #1”
https://www.skygroup.sky/article/now-tv-rebrands-to-now In the name of simplicity and to avoid any confusion I suggest rebranding Sky Cinema to “Sky”. 👍🏻