I’m Excited for the Google Pixel 7 Pro. Here’s Why (spoiler alert: I never actually say why)

https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/im-excited-for-the-google-pixel-7-pro-heres-why/?ftag=CAD-03-10acb1e Spoken like a true “tech journalist”, Andy. Oh yes, of course, the only competition the next Google Pixel has is the iPhone or the Samsung S22. This article is so banal and scripted I don’t think you even need a real human to write these anymore. Just program them into some AI. Also lovingContinue reading “I’m Excited for the Google Pixel 7 Pro. Here’s Why (spoiler alert: I never actually say why)”

Nearly 3 years in……and THAT’s when I get Covid.

Tested positive yesterday morning. I was wiped out all Saturday and pretty much spent the whole day in bed. I thought I’d better do one yesterday, just in case….. Fucking positive. A very faint lower line, but it doesn’t matter how faint it is, it’s still positive. Fuck sake. I spent 2 years wishing thisContinue reading “Nearly 3 years in……and THAT’s when I get Covid.”

Google to close Stadia cloud service and refund gamers

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-63082320.amp Well who didn’t see THIS one coming. Ohhh, yes, that’s right – “tech journalists”! Those fabled people who just KNOW all the techie stuff that you don’t. Do you know the number of clueless fucking idiots I’ve had since 2019 desperately trying to smack my prediction down? But I mean, it’s a totally cloudContinue reading “Google to close Stadia cloud service and refund gamers”

Hundreds of thousands of drivers fined after police change speeding rules without direct announcement

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/hundreds-of-thousands-of-drivers-fined-after-police-change-speeding-rules/ Oh boo-fucking-hoo. There is a rather simple solution to avoid getting a speeding fine from a speeding camera. I wonder if you can work out what it is?!

Check out more about the Nokia E7, its pricing, and specifications

https://www.thetechoutlook.com/news/new-release/gadgets-release/check-out-more-about-the-nokia-e7-its-pricing-and-specifications/amp/ Do they really think this is going to sell in 2022? Even “for business”? Come on, when was the last time you saw any business wishing they could hand out a Blackberry to all their employees. This is going to sink.

Nokia’s powerful 5G phone has arrived at such a low price, if you do not buy it now, you will regret it later

https://www.thetechoutlook.com/news/new-release/gadgets-release/nokias-powerful-5g-phone-has-arrived-at-such-a-low-price-if-you-do-not-buy-it-now-you-will-regret-it-later/ Nokia don’t MAKE a powerful 5G phone, you fucking clown.

“Think about the future”….

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11243855/School-board-implement-dress-code-force-trans-teacher-ditch-prosthetic-breasts.html When people 50 years from now sit down and tell their small children all about the 2020’s, their children are absolutely going to reply “noooo….you’re making that shit up – humanity didn’t have THAT much leisure time to waste..did they…???”