Disney has made a real Star Wars lightsaber (and the Twitter Toddlers can’t cope) | Creative Bloq

https://www.creativebloq.com/amp/news/disney-lightsaber-patent It’s interesting that in order to say, and be quoted as saying “FUCKING” on a site probably read by small children, you only need to be gushing over Disney. As for the thing itself, yes, “glorified tape measure” is sounding about right at this point.

Simon Cowell ‘broken and betrayed’ by X Factor stars’ backlash and ‘asks Cheryl for help’ – Mirror Online

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/simon-cowell-broken-betrayed-x-23904369.amp I’m sure it’s just entirely coincidental that these select few are speaking out a decade later, now the work has dried up and their novelty has worn off, and they stand to make some coins from blurting out shit like this. I don’t recall them feeling quite so ‘mistreated’ when they were in theirContinue reading “Simon Cowell ‘broken and betrayed’ by X Factor stars’ backlash and ‘asks Cheryl for help’ – Mirror Online”

Largest Chinese breach of Taiwan air zone in a year after US warning

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/12/largest-chinese-breach-of-taiwan-air-zone-in-a-year-after-us-warning Just how much of a fucking shit do you reckon China gives about anything anyone says to them, so long as everything is “Made in China”?? Stop making everything in China and trust me, they’ll soon start backing down immediately.

Microsoft to buy AI and speech technology firm Nuance for $16bn

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/apr/12/microsoft-to-buy-ai-and-speech-technology-firm-nuance-for-16bn Pretty sure it wouldn’t cost 16 billion to sort Windows 10 out. But suuuure just buy everything – we don’t mind the fact you can’t be fucked fixing the very foundation of your business anymore!

Downing Street rewrote 'independent' report on race, experts claim

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/apr/11/downing-street-rewrote-independent-report-on-race-experts-claim Yes, of course. Anything that tries to suggest Britain is mostly not racist is a WICKED LIE!!! The Guardian is here to make sure we um…..stay fully racist. Cos that’s what leftie newspapers are there for, you know….