“The Royal Family needs to modernise…”

Er……WHY???? Who are ‘they’ who have decided this? I’m not sure you understand the concept of a Royal Family – it’s that they’re really wealthy and have all their whims catered for at the drop of a hat, and you don’t.

“Look everyone the UK is facing a cost of living crisis, the optics are not good”.

Why, precisely, are you singling out the Royal Family in that? Do you campaign for Bill Gates and Elon Musk to adjust their lifestyles to be a bit more like yours and downsize a bit? Ohhh but wait, they’re businessmen and they’ve had to work for it. Riiight. Do you think their children have to lift much of a finger to gain traction at anything they decide they want to do, or have? How come you’re not going after them?

It’s because the Royal Family are sitting ducks, an easy target, and you’re far too lazy and simple to come up with anything else.