Oh fucking dear. Yodel are a special sack of shit company. Quite aside from the fact they steal your parcels, looky here – the driver set off at 9:25 – there is still no update over 3 hours later. That’s the mark of a bunch of fucking jokers. Now I know never to order from the company I ordered my chicken crackling from again. 🤦🏻‍♂️

In the meantime, is he nearly here? Has he scanned even half of his deliveries properly? Who the hell fucking knows? It’s a mystery. Yet all I see on their TrustPilot.com ‘reviews’ (which Yodel staff write themselves, by the way), is “easy to track my package, knew where it was at all times!”.

Oh you think I’m being fussy after ‘only’ 3 hours…? DPD give you an estimation, and tell you which number delivery their driver is doing right now. It’s up to the minute – which is why no one who takes their customer deliveries seriously bothers going near Yodel.

I wouldn’t be surprised if I opened my door right now and my box of chicken crackling was sat there on the doorstep.

Published by InsanityDaily

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