So Amazon Echo devices are for those with severe learning difficulties then?
Fucking jesus who ever stands in front of their washing machine the whole time to see when it’s done??? To know when my washing will be finished, I use these things Macy, dear, they come in a handy pair of 2, and are completely free of charge, they’re called EYES. You look on the machine and it shows you how long it’s going to take. Fucking incredible revelation [to you] isn’t it!!
Oh but oooh, you can ask Alexa for cleaning tips too!
Or, you know, just go on the internet like a normal person would. The more ‘uses’ idiots like CNET come up with for NSA Listening Devices, the more pointless they make them look.