Nvidia RTX 5000 – release date speculation

https://www.pcgamesn.com/nvidia/rtx-5000-release-date-price-specs-benchmarks

Why the fuck did you even bother WRITING this, Sammy?

Second paragraph in and if by this time you’ve not realised you’re completely wasting your time and could be..I don’t know, gaming, or something, then I’m not sure games journalism is for you:

“The Nvidia GeForce RTX 5000 series could pack the best graphics card models when it eventually launches, but it remains to be seen how much of an improvement it’ll be versus current generation RTX 4000 GPUs. That’s not forgetting competition from the likes of AMD RDNA 4 and Intel Battlemage as well, which could just as easily snatch the performance crown if team green grows complacent.“

“The 5000 series could be better than the previous ones”. Ohh FUCK ME Sam, REALLY???!! I almost fell out of my chair with that bombshell. You really blew me away with your high level knowledge there. Next sentence on – “I don’t know how much better it will be yet though”. Ohhhhh fuck a duck – Sam is there no fucking end to your wisdom on the dealings of nVidia. Last sentence “but it will have competition from other graphics cards”…woooaaaahhhhhhh fucking hell it’s a good fucking job I’m sat down typing this Sam – I don’t think my mind can take much more of your oracle-like perception of the graphics card market.

Think I need to take some sedatives here, my brain is on overload after all these revelations coming at me all at once.