My GOD why does every 3rd girl these days feel the need to ram a stupid fucking nose ring through their septum? Do you honestly think it’s ‘cool’ or ‘awesome’ to look like this…?

What is the exact reason you want to look so fucking daft? Rite of passage? Feeling rebellious? Think you’re going to stand out? Think you’re being all ‘unique’…? And I don’t care which way round you have it – it looks fucking BAD*.
*no, not in the good sense of that word