I am typing to you upon this day on a device they call a “keyboard”. This device is plugged into my Personal Computer and I am viewing the things that I have typed on a device called a “monitor”.
YES I HAVE MY FUCKING INTERNET BACK!!!!
Little hiccup at first – plugged everything in (having almost decapitated myself on the lower edge of the underneath of my desk, feeding the power lead through for the router) then….nothing. Still the “no internet” icon at the lower right corner in Windows. Switched the ethernet cable across 1 socket – bingo. It’s fucking weird like that. I don’t know why it can’t just accept Socket 1. I think my last broadband only wanted Socket 2 (out of 4) as well.
But whatever, the glory of teenage girls dancing in slutty outfits on TikTok….er I mean the wonder of the information age is back at my fingertips!
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