Yes, only 2

There’s just 2 reasons why you sign up to Twitter:

1. You just want to irritate and trigger the fuckwits who think everyone who doesn’t agree with their bizarre world view is racist and a misogynist.
2. You’re so deluded you think you’re going to change the world by tweeting pure bollocks that no one not on Twitter actually thinks, and you need to project all of your racism and homophobia on to others in a desperate attempt to cleanse your demons.

That’s it. That’s the Tweet. 😜