One of my biggest sadness aspects of being locked out of Twitter for the heinous crime of typing a joke about a blowjob is that I will now never get to Tweet happy things to Tesco Mobile about returning to them after a forced 3 year break.
They’ll never know…well, they sort of do know as they’re taking Direct Debits off me every month now. But that’s not in any public way.
Having said that, Twitter is hardly very public unless you have 10,000 Followers or more. The only people who ever replied to me were fucking morons who don’t think like anyone in the real world does. You can say the most inane crap on Twitter, and all you need is 10K or more Followers and you’ll get 100 Likes for “Good morning”. It’s pathetic and facile. With 30 Followers you’re completely invisible…..until you make some innocuous joke about blowjobs, clearly.
I realise I get tiny traction on here too – but the difference here is that no cunt shoves unwanted adverts in your face (the first way my site is better than Twitter) and I can also say ANYTHING I want to without being told that I can’t (the second way my site is better than Twitter). What more could you ask.
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