Fuck me some women are sensitive little sausages, aren’t they…
For context, this 32 year old woman from the UK had gone to live in Japan. You know, LIVE in Japan. Where they speak Japanese, and you’re going to need to do everything from shopping in a supermarket, to arranging car insurance over the phone, to booking tickets to a show, to asking directions – to maybe even giving directions. And this won’t be in English. So naturally I had to ask…..

OOOOFFFF. Ohh sorry, are you one of those airheads who is all “OOOOH, this is just a life changing experience!! Oooh I’m so cultured now!! Oh but….if I can just carry on speaking English when I live in Japan, yeh?” and I’ve just shown up to burst your egotistical little bubble?
Can’t even muster up an answer. Maybe even smack me down as to HOW she gets by. Nope, just blocks. Fuck off then, you ignorant cunt.