This’ll never happen to me….oh fuck it’s happened.

Today I bought some Voltarol. All I’ve ever known of Voltarol before today was those adverts with the creaky old people in. This is incredibly frustrating because I know full well of people HALF my age with muscle pain, and I’ve managed to go nearly 5 decades without any…..until now, where my pelvis is giving me so much fucking grief that I can’t even pull my underwear on standing up. It’s gruesome.

The good news is, as broken to me by the nice lady in the chemist, because it’s the first time I’ve used it, it should be much more effective.

We shall see.

I wonder what’s next after the Voltarol – the fucking stair lift brochures?? Jesus I am not liking this. But I CANNOT be prevented from doing my lovely job!!

Published by InsanityDaily

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