https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-63082320.amp
Well who didn’t see THIS one coming. Ohhh, yes, that’s right – “tech journalists”! Those fabled people who just KNOW all the techie stuff that you don’t.
Do you know the number of clueless fucking idiots I’ve had since 2019 desperately trying to smack my prediction down? But I mean, it’s a totally cloud based gaming service, relying entirely on everyone having massively rapid fibre broadband! That’s a winner……yeah…? Yeah???
No.
I predicted this would last about 5 years tops and the only reason I can’t prove that to you is because my previous Twitter account was banished by the cunts at Twitter. When I saw the actual truth this morning I could barely believe my accuracy.
“But….but…you want everything in CLOUD now, yeh?! That’s what our highly paid cocaine snorting stats people have told us! So here you go – we’ve done this for YOU!!”
The whole concept was shit – I knew it would die. And it’s amusing me no end here today to find out that ohhh huge surprise – I was right all along. You see, when you’ve been gaming 20 years before most “games journalists” were even BORN, you tend to know your shit over any of those little know-it-all twerps.
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