Oh fucking dear. I’ve done a lot of dodgy things on webcam over the years, sure. But there is not 1 single video of “me wanking on the left screen, and the video I was watching on the right”. And even if this moron is referring to when I still DID have a webcam on my PC, that was about 2 hard disks ago. Of course, he’s dense enough to assume that everyone is working on a laptop now (you can see where he brags about having “access to my mic”)…ooooooh. Good luck with that, fella – the only way that would be possible would be if I was using a laptop.
But oh shit, look, my 48 hours expires today! Imagine my sheer terror here!!
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