#FuckNo

Look at this shit. This is the kind of stupid shit I get on penpal sites….

Obviously I mean her no ill so I’ve censored her e-mail address as she is clearly a real person. But fuck me, NO.

I fucking hate people telling me shit like “writing to you sounds like it would be a blast”. What, so, does that mean if I don’t say something funny or witty in a message one time you’re going to sit there thinking “well….he’s not the person I thought he was!” or “Stephen isn’t much like his profile!”.

Then “oh, I’m not a gamer but I live in a household with a gamer/model maker”. Ohhhh!! Well fuck me, I’ll just have a chat with the gamer by proxy then, shall I?!

Oh and the best is saved until last “I don’t know much about gaming, so some enlightenment would be welcome”. Errr..you just said you LIVED with a gamer…?? Had it never occurred to you to ASK THEM….?????

Fucking christ, no I did not fucking reply to this woman. And no, not “because she’s black”, because she’s a fucking idiot!!