ALIIIIIVE!!!!

Here it is!! My first Bank Holiday Monday in 20 years!! And I feel GREAT!!! I can’t work even if I wanted to work today – there are simply no collections happening from the post boxes or offices.

I want to try and make a new YouTube video cos my last one went up 2 weeks ago.

I was thinking of venturing out to get more petrol but I think that can wait until after work tomorrow. It’s hard to know how to judge it what with that stupid cunts from Extinction Rebellion blocking the oil depots. And in case you’re looking at this wondering why I am saying that about them, it’s not because I don’t care about the environment myself, it’s because I see the rather obvious result of pretty much everyone getting fucking BORED of you blocking oil depots. The result of people getting bored is that your protest ceases to be effective.

Other than that, I have a lovely Bank Holiday teatime planned – of garlic and honey lamb shoulder, and creamy mash – all out of a BOX!! Well, the mash is in a plastic tub. I thought I would celebrate my first Bank Holiday in 20 years in some style.

I don’t think I’ll get everything done that I wanted to get done over these glorious 4 days of rest. But one of the tricks of being happy is not making sure EVERYthing gets done, it’s not beating yourself up about the stuff that hasn’t got done. No one’s died, and the world still turns.