Jesus fucking christ have a look at these 2….
She viewed my profile on a penpals site and thank god she didn’t send me a message.
“I, I, I, I, I, I….”. Good thing she’s not self absorbed or anything, eh! Okay in fairness that was for some god-awful piece from a newspaper asking you to list “What I like”, but that is one fucking eye torturing pile of shit.
Who actually TALKS like that. Well if you don’t say it out loud, please for the love of all our sanity don’t write it.