Your Guide To Getting Away With Pretty Much Anything Right Now

You got caught for child trafficking :

“I was helping Ukrainian children!”

You got caught sending unsolicited naked photos to a random stranger :

“Someone said they’d give £250 to Ukraine for every photo I sent”

You got caught downloading child porn :

“I paid £2000 to a family in Ukraine for these!”

You got caught money laundering :

“I was sorting out a Ukrainian refugee fund!”

You killed a person :

“I thought they were Russian – and they seemed to be heading for Ukraine”

You got caught with a gun :

“I was about to post this to Ukraine!”

You got caught robbing a bank :

“It was Russian owned! I was going to transfer the assets to Ukraine”.

So there you have it. Have fun out there!

Published by InsanityDaily

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