A genuine “penpals” ad:

Just what is the point?? “Ooooh, yeah, I like to, you know, wank off by pulling my foreskin up and down very fast”….umm….and um…..then I like to do that all over again. And um…..yeah then I might do it another day too.
God how fucking boring. What happens when you’ve both told eachother your “private moments” then? Is that it? Yawn.