There’s this really annoying woman on Interpals, and I wish she’d fuck off. My wish might just come true – she’s so dense she doesn’t appear to have located the Block button, or found the capability to just ignore stupid messages. Her latest message to me says “I’m going off here soon, too many whackos !”. Yes, comma instead of a dash, space after the last word. I think this is the point where I’m supposed to jump in and go “oh please can you give me your e-mail address before you go?!!”.
Nope!! The woman is fucking stupid. She wrote to me first and the very first thing she said to me was “Scottish or British?”. Well that was a fucking clanger of an opener to start off with. Of course I replied “English”, to which she replied “Darn. I always find the Scots to be more fun”. Oh well FUCK ME I’m so SORRY I’m clearly not ‘fun’ enough for you!! I pointed out to her that it’s a bit ignorant judging an entire country’s population – this was genuinely a revelation to her……..my god. She’s 48 and that was a revelation.
The next gem she wrote to me was “”Pretentious twats” might be a little aggressive don’t you think ?? 😆” to which naturally I replied “No, I don’t think. Hence why I wrote it.” Cos isn’t that the most plain response I could have given?? Ohhh, Miss Precious took offence at such egregious wording. “You seem to be looking for an argument as opposed to friendship ?” (yes, bizarre space again after final word). Jesus it was you who fucking piped up about my profile wording – and yet I’m the one who’s looking for an argument….?!
Won’t waste my time on the rest of what she said but needless to say we’re not going to be bestest friends. And fingers crossed she just fucks off any day now – hopefully not remembering to send me a third message (the latest 2 are unopened) saying “Here’s my email address if you want to write !”
THE ANSWER IS NO I FUCKING DO NOT.
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Doesn’t she know Scots ARE British?
I think maybe she’s one of those people who thinks the UK is “England and Scotland!!……right?!” 🤦🏻♂️