EZ PZ Japanesey

Bought me one of these. They’re actually really hard to find outside of the cunts at Amazon – and naturally I was never going to buy from there.

I had a fucking horrid experience with a can of evaporated milk this morning. I spoon that out the can and it’s very comforting for me before bed. I just could not get my stupid fucking can opener to grip, after multiple angles. Eventually it got it to grip in the most awkward fucking way you could imagine. Basically I just forced the fucking thing open but it was running all down the side of the can.

We have this thing at work, it is fucking amazing. Of course it’s mostly designed for adults with a learning difficulty or very elderly but I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. I am NOT going through the shit I went through this morning. And now I will never have to again. If you knew you could remove just 1 little thing that caused stress in your life : why wouldn’t you?

Published by InsanityDaily

I'm a gamer. I'm a coaster. I am happy in general. We're all born by chance and we're all gonna die. That makes me no better or worse than you. Get over that fact and we'll probably get along. I comment on the Google news feed a lot. Oh, and I swear quite a lot.

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