My pikey neighbours from hell parked a fucking great removal van along the back of their fence. There was no way IN HELL I was ever going to get out of there if I had wanted to go out somewhere. Utter cunts.
After seeing this monstrous vehicle, well that was it. I couldn’t get to sleep after that. Just knowing they’re forever obnoxious cunts is enough to fuck me up. It took hours of going through various things on my phone to listen to. I even bought Pulsar Pro, in order to take the bass out of my audiobook – seeing as my new Sony speaker is specifically bass heavy. You can’t access the equaliser on that without the Pro version. But it came to less than 2 quid in the end because I used my Google Play points against it.
And tonight I need to get more children’s stories. The ones with lots of sound effects and that are very lengthy…er well as lengthy as children’s stories can actually be as by definition they tend to be on the short side – although of course I do have a 20 minute version of Jack and the Beanstalk.
Time to get searching.