Daniel: you’re a fucking muppet who doesn’t know what a half decent breakfast is.
Sure, Morrison’s used to be about the best. That was until they stopped allowing you to choose fried bread, and in addition removed almost every globule of grease from the rest of the items – leaving them dry and fucking MISERABLE.
Morrison’s just aren’t getting it. People don’t choose to eat a fried breakfast to be healthy any more than they choose to eat a bar of chocolate in order to get 1 of their 5 a day.
And if that hash brown was the best you’ve ever eaten, jesus christ, boy, well, I suppose you are only about 24. But even then that’s a laughably tiny amount of life experience you’ve had if those are the best you’ve ever had.