You didn’t see any alternative to a fried egg on the menu, and, naturally, being a professional journalist, you were too scared to ask them to scramble or poach a fucking egg.
Elizabeth, deary? Rethink your career.
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I'm a gamer. I'm a coaster. I am happy in general. We're all born by chance and we're all gonna die. That makes me no better or worse than you. Get over that fact and we'll probably get along. I comment on the Google news feed a lot. Oh, and I swear quite a lot.
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