Is there any actual gamer (i.e. not a “games journalist”) left alive who thinks Steam sales are exciting?

OOOHH would ya look at that. “Detroit: Become Human” for £14.99 – the price it is all year round most other key sellers. “Outer Worlds” for £19.99. Come on you fucking jokers – that game was released in October last year – it’s coming up to being a year old, and you still want 20 quid for it. “Destroy All Humans!” has been hovering around £10 on CDKeys for months now. And all of this is your “Steam Summer Sale”.