This is what happens when you add a free GOG game before checking it first…

Fucking christ. I don’t even want this pile of shit for free.

I am so sick of these 20-something fucking Funko Pop collectors who missed out on 90’s PC gaming going “hey those looked so great back then. Well things have moved on now but hey they don’t have to!!!“.

No. They don’t have to. So I’ll give a quick review for you in modern times that will be brief and not too demanding on the attention span:

The music is shit, the graphics are shit, the cut scenes are shit, the gameplay is stilted.

Honestly if you really think this whole ‘ooooh let’s make something that looks like it did 30 years ago!!’ is so great why aren’t you driving round in a fucking Austin Maestro?

Car of dreams

Published by InsanityDaily

I'm a gamer. I'm a coaster. I am happy in general. We're all born by chance and we're all gonna die. That makes me no better or worse than you. Get over that fact and we'll probably get along. I comment on the Google news feed a lot. Oh, and I swear quite a lot.

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