Fucking jesus….and I thought I was utterly inane!
Firstly, the weekly food shop is not mundane it is very exciting. You know, unless you fucking hate food or something. In which case, kill yourself (you’re clearly wasting everyone’s time hating sustaining yourself – say hello to logical solutions).
Secondly, what does this bozo plan on doing now to make it less mundane? Do it whilst hopping on 1 leg? Do it in a dress? Do it whilst spitting on his baby at the end of every aisle?
The mind doth boggle.