Fuck me, there are TEN Hellraiser films now!! I saw a little bit of…..7 or 8, back in the days when I still used Newsbin (which I’m happy to see still exists), and I downloaded the blu-ray rip of.

This is one of those franchises that I really DON’T mind endless sequels of. Firstly let me first state that Hellraiser 4 is THE WORST in the entire series – looking more like a soft-focus Emmanuelle film (complete with cringe-worthy sex scenes evocative of those films) than a Hellraiser film. So whatever you do, don’t fucking go near that sack of shit. But the rest are fucking brilliant. Not even SAW has this many sequels!! What I saw of the latter entry that I downloaded looked brilliant – the gore was right up there – if my memory is correct it definitely used some great practical effects. It helps that Lionsgate is releasing these – their quality is always right up there.

I’m not all that interested in a “reboot” of the original – what’s the fucking point? They couldn’t top Robocop, or Total Recall – just leave it. And let the sequels roll on!

Published by InsanityDaily

I'm a gamer. I'm a coaster. I am happy in general. We're all born by chance and we're all gonna die. That makes me no better or worse than you. Get over that fact and we'll probably get along. I comment on the Google news feed a lot. Oh, and I swear quite a lot.

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