We all know how problematic the song “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is.
We also know how toe-curlingly cringeworthy the John Legend version was. So I’ve come up with my own re-write to keep everyone happy. So get comfy and imagine the tune in your head. Ready?
I really can’t stay
Baby it’s cold outside
You’re not going to rape me are you?
Okay then I’ll stay.