Solutions..

We all know how problematic the song “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is.

We also know how toe-curlingly cringeworthy the John Legend version was. So I’ve come up with my own re-write to keep everyone happy. So get comfy and imagine the tune in your head. Ready?

I really can’t stay

Baby it’s cold outside

You’re not going to rape me are you?

No

Okay then I’ll stay.

Baddabing!

Published by InsanityDaily

I'm a gamer. I'm a coaster. I am happy in general. We're all born by chance and we're all gonna die. That makes me no better or worse than you. Get over that fact and we'll probably get along. I comment on the Google news feed a lot. Oh, and I swear quite a lot.

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