Tables turning is fucking hilarious from any country not America

Donald supporters 2016: “There was no Russian collusion, Trump won fair and square, these people are just trying ANYTHING to get him out of office because they can’t handle losing!”

Donald supporters 2020: “It was fraud! The process is flawed! They’re giving out Sharpies that means our Trump votes won’t be counted!!”

What’s also interesting is that the same people who were telling you during the election “Remember, Twitter isn’t real, people on Twitter aren’t living in the real world!” are now endlessly, endlessly citing Twitter users as “evidence” that the vote was “stolen” from them. They’re truly going out of their minds, and it’s fucking hilarious.

I’ve been fascinated to see Donald himself (or someone one who can type coherently on his behalf) tweet out from his Twitter about votes “miraculously” increasing in the counts when previously it looked like Donald was winning.

Er………..I mean….I’m not even sure where to begin with how counting hundreds of thousands of numbers works, Donald. But fuck it I’m going to have a crack:

When da big number of da envelopes arrives, da votes are counted. Sometimes, da number of votes that are for you they are big. But not all of da votes have been counted yet. So sometimes when more of da votes are counted, da numbers of da other person who is not you may become higher, as more of da votes for da other person are counted, and that number goes up higher.

Do you think he’d be able to fathom that….? There’s not much “miraculous” about that.

Additionally, both him, and his supporters have been telling people “don’t use the postal system, vote in person!!!”. This has very possibly resulted in….well…..less Donald supporters voting by post, and more Democrat postal votes arriving than Republican votes……? JUST a way out fucking thought there for you deep state concrete bunker Cult of Donald members to work through!!! (for a very long time).

Now obviously, I cannot really comment about the American news, but I have been trying, TRYING, to see any of this “narrative” and “bias” that Donald supporters SPEW about “mainstream media” (their boogeyman term for “news that we don’t agree with so it’s fake news”) on the news here, and sorry, I’m unable to see ANY of it, upon hours, and hours, and hours, and hours of observation. They interviewed Donald haters, they interviewed Donald LOVERS. They never called any of the results, they merely projected possible results, and posted up vote numbers the whole time. In an early report the reporter even corrected a Biden supporter when THEY claimed there’s voting fraud that benefitted Donald “there’s no actual evidence for that”. I’m SORRY if my findings are terribly dull and don’t confirm your bizarre cult-like repetition of “fake news media” – not much to be done.

But doesn’t matter what you say to these people, they’re so far down their little rabbit hole or “red-pilled” as they love to believe, they simply cannot see what’s right in front of their faces. They certainly can never be objective now, they’re too far gone – lost in the repeated “deep state” vague bollocks that they need to cling on to for all their worth because it makes them feel ‘all-knowing’ and far more intelligent than us mere mortals. If you point out a judge has thrown out any particular case they’ll simply shoot back “HE WAS PAID TO BY DEEP STATE, MORON!!!!”.

Donald prepares his cult for many things. The one thing he NEVER prepared them for was losing. And they have simply lost their fucking minds as a result.

Published by InsanityDaily

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2 thoughts on “Tables turning is fucking hilarious from any country not America

  1. The numbers controversy has nothing to do with him going to sleep, waking up and they counted more. It’s because they stopped counting for the night, came back in the morning and miraculously found more for Biden. They weren’t counting overnight. The mail in voting problem is because mail in votes can’t be verified as legit. In person votes reduce that problem. With mail in votes, anyone can cast a ballot–people not registered, people not here legally, dead people.
    And the media IS biased. Just as Fox is pro-Trump, CNN and MSNBC are very anti-Trump.
    It is a much more messy election than just “Orange Mad Bad”.

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