No fucking clue who this is I just stumbled across her Instagram.
Top tip for you ladies: you look fucking awful when you’re preggers. No one wants to see your bulging gut, and anyone who claims you look “wonderful” and all words associated thus, is lying to you to try and make you feel better, or because they think “hmmm I feel this is the right thing that I should say here”.
And from the wording this woman uniquely gets across her thoughts that “I am clearly the first woman to ever have a baby, and this experience is totally unique to me!!”
Fuuuuuuck please have my calming cough sweets ready.
