This is clearly a story of gayness salvation. Look what happens. The sailor man hears some shrill harpie in the distance, and goes prancing through the other sailors to see what’s going on. While he prances about he has his resolve tested, passing various sailor men, clearly a couple as he passes them are thinking “ooh you’re niiiice”, but his resolve is strong, and although he almost breaks, he makes it up to the woman and she’s like “come on [ship]mate stop fucking about – have some of this”.
THE END.
