Why do you fucktard morons STILL reverse into a parking space??? WHY???!!!!

I cannot understand your fucking stupidity, if you think you’re saving time. Classic example and proof (though I appreciate you only have me saying these words, but then why would I make them up?): Last week, I reversed back out of a parking bay and went on my way, in ONE FIFTH of the time it took for the person I’d just watched carefully reversing into a parking space a few cars down from where I’d parked.

ONE. FIFTH. And this is hardly an isolated example. It’s not like you could tell me “oh, that person just probably wasn’t very good at parking”, etc. What is it about this ‘amazing time saving trick’ of yours that you cannot grasp is so fucking flawed??!!

Let me tell you, the only way you’re ever going to save yourself some time reversing into a parking space is if you’re a stunt driver.

You’re most fucking welcome, dickheads.