Ohh, OHHHH I see what you did there! Teeheeheeeee….
Oh sure you can GET vegan cheese to put on your vegan pizza. It just tastes fucking disgusting and like eating renet but NO THAT’S FINE, THAT’S TOTALLY FINE BECAUSE YOU’RE BEING KIND, GOT IT?!
And who in their sane mind thinks eating tofu is the same as eating a boiled egg?? FIND ME THESE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO TASTE BUDS, please. I’ll book them onto the chat show circuits.