https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/04/woman-catches-amazon-driver-mid-squat-pooing-garden-13081326/
Ask yourself exactly why he felt a need to shit in a garden….
Oh, sorry you’re the Metro, you won’t be doing this. Still, instead of publishing that it’s because Amazon put unreasonable pressure on delivery drivers, let’s just sack him. Another moral high for you there, eh Amazon, you cunts.