One purpose Twitter does serve is as a useful resource for single men to see which women are constantly banging on and on and on about “consent”, how it’s sooo terrible this character in that film just kissed some woman without consent. How this poor woman she’s retweeting a whinging video about never gave consent for that terrible man to touch her, how all of the above “is not okay”.
And why is that noteworthy? SO YOU CAN AVOID THESE WOMEN LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE, of course. I’m not quite sure why they appear THAT determined to suck all of the joy and spontenaeity out of a first date, etc.
It isn’t entirely coincidental that you will also find all these women single. This might just be because NO ONE NORMAL is willing to tolerate your fun-killing utopia. And if you were to ask them if they think the same should apply to women seeking consent from men they’d reply “absolutely!”. Alright then. Just checking that you wanted to suck ALL the joy out of life, not just half of it…
Thanks for the heads up*, Twitter!
*You are not to touch my head when in the up position without having sought express written consent to do so, with pre-determined dates and areas.