Well, I honestly thought I would win in a Twinkie eating contest…
But now I’ve seen the methods used I’m not quite so sure!! But fuck, give me 120 of these and I’ll finish them in a DAY. Those trashy, gooey, disgracefully good little bastards.
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I’ve never understood the fascination of eating a cake-like thing that makes you look like a cocksucker that has been sucking on a dick that was violently shooting out semen.
Whoever came up with “the Twinkie” must have had a massive hard-on for… Hard-Ons – that, or his/her mother was a romantically adventurous creature. I dunno LOL
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I’m telling you that trash is bloody lovely though! Seeing as they’re only ever imported here they’re a bloody delicacy at £5.50 a box. 😅
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I haven’t had it before, so I cannot comment on that from a taste perspective sadly. My views may be subject to change once I have them though, so yeah lol
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Haha you got to try one. They do contain hydrogenated fat, which I don’t know if you’ve seen how they produce that, but the result is the equivalent of spooning lard into your own intestines. But hey live a little! 😂
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Yeah lol I will have to eventually haha, if I do even get out for shopping
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