This current Amazon ad sums up Amazon customers perfectly….

Alexa how do you use a watch?

Little wonder Amazon are too scared to allow comments on their videos. I for one would be all over them like a rash reminding their dumb fuck customers that Amazon kill their staff AND try to cover it up.

But anyway, don’t you just love this selfish bitch? After finding out it’s 4am any NORMAL parent who can actually be arsed to BE a parent would order the obnoxious little shit indoors “NOW” – seeing as they CLEARLY are living in a semi-detached house and kicking a football against a wall is going to piss off their neighbours no end, and 100% certainly wake them up. But oh no, not Alexa Whore here. “Turn on the garden light”.

Not that Amazon customers are entitled little cunts or anything, and don’t want to know about dead fulfilment centre staff just so long as they get their not-free next day delivery (actually it’s not even next day) on Amazon Prime. Thank god I don’t know any of you slimy little parasites.

Published by InsanityDaily

I'm a gamer. I'm a coaster. I am happy in general. We're all born by chance and we're all gonna die. That makes me no better or worse than you. Get over that fact and we'll probably get along. I comment on the Google news feed a lot. Oh, and I swear quite a lot.

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