Does Bernie ever ask himself why he thi…actually just why

I think most people watching Bernie wheezing and blurting his way through his ‘victory’ speech last night were thinking the same thing as I was: “WHYYY Bernie…just whhyyyyyyy”. Can’t he just give it up? Hillary Clinton says nobody likes him. She’s probably well placed to actually know this. But noooo, oh no, Bernie is gonna WIN…No, Bernie is probably going to DIE before he wins.

Donald Trump, of course, is also way too old to be president – he’s definitely showing signs of senility. We all know that Donald would never accept that he’s too old, but it’s not too late for you, Bernie!! You don’t look like a winner, you never looked like a winner, you never will look like a winner. Just go home and put your slippers on and have a nice cup of tea, pull that special reclining chair back and watch the results come in on election night. COME on…he’s the American Jeremy Corbyn, promising a multitude of bizarre policies that anyone with an ounce of common sense has already spotted are un-deliverable, and all your “we should dare to dream” bollocks isn’t going to alter that fact.

It’s just embarrassing that he’s still determined to make a fool of himself. And if he does end up winning…? The election in November will be a 1 horse race. Not because Donald is great, he’s a dense fucking moron, but because Bernie just looks like a man on borrowed time.

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